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Joke of the Day

"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."

"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 or 2 ? 1... or 2..."

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"

"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"Don't mess with me! I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."