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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."
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"What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."
"Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING THONG"
"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."
"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"
"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"
"When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard."