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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."

"Women are like raincoats. In a box in my attic marked ""raincoats."""

"What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam"

"My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup."

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."

"So what do you guys think my odds are of getting hit by a car if I went out on my road bike right now? 4/20?"

"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"

"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"

"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""

"What do you call graveyard shenanigans? Tombfoolery."