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Joke of the Day

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome... At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"I'm going to throw an awesome surprise party for my daughter when she gets home and realizes I know that she snuck out! SURPRISE!"

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."

"I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them."

"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"