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Joke of the Day

"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down? 4 brunettes"

"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"

"Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"Tests are like jokes... You just gotta get through them, and sometimes you find out they're not that bad! And other times you have cancer."

"Ready, Set, Go... Did you hear about the muslim who was shot by a starting pistol? It was race related."