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Joke of the Day

"My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says ""declined"" whenever you use it."

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"

"My best friend told me that he had super powers... ... I told him to suck his own dick."

"Do you know why the feminist went to church? She heard there was a man crucified."

"I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"

"Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead."

"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."