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Joke of the Day
"Why should civil war be taken seriously? Because it's Syria's business."
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"Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test."
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
"TIFU by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today Oops... wrong sub"
"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."
"I can never decide whether to slam on my breaks or go through a yellow light, so I do an annoying combination."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"A woman is in an abusive relationship. She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, ""Why do you stay with him?"" She replies, ""Beats me!"""
"Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people."
"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"