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Joke of the Day

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."

"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"

"A Tiger ? What do you do ? When you cum across a tiger? Zip up and run like hell!"

"What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!"

"If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."

"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."

"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"

"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""