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Joke of the Day

"A Tiger ? What do you do ? When you cum across a tiger? Zip up and run like hell!"

"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? (No- what?) Want to get lunch sometime?"

"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"

"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"

"Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them."

"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"I have a rape joke. Never mind, it's a bit forced."

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"

"monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it."