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Joke of the Day
"A Tiger ? What do you do ? When you cum across a tiger? Zip up and run like hell!"
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"What kind of insect gets triggered on tumblr? A butthurtfly"
"How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian."
"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one."
"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"
"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""
"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"
"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."
"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."
"I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my ""boys room"" a new 4 inch TV."