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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexicans ignore the ""No Trespassing"" sign? It was just the two of them."

"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."

"Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, ""Fat chance, with a face like that!"""

"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."

"I used to work for Goodyear, but I had to quit... I got too tired."

"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""

"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"

"Guy Fieri sisters name is Girl Fieri"

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."