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Joke of the Day

"What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!"

"So a politician dies... Ha!"

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? Because they always take things literally."

"I need to stop Binge thinking."

"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""

"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"

"I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!"

"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."