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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"
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"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"
"A guy walks into the psychiatrists office where I work wearing nothing but Saran Wrap undies... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"Happy Fathers Day! Me: Happy Fathers Day! Pop: Thanks! Me: I'll call you later. Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :') ..."
"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."
"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."
"What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago? Reddit Old"
"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."
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"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"