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Joke of the Day

"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."

"Went to the doctor today. He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribed worked. I told him it was close, but no cigar."

"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."

"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis."

"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."

"Why is buying a macbook like using a high end prostitute? Because you spend more but, at least you don't get a virus"