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Joke of the Day

"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."

"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."

"What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate? Always thought you was a bit spineless."

"I have an EpiPen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying...It seemed pretty important to him that I have it, I'll cherish it always. edit: grammar"

"What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."

"I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat. Hopefully she takes the hint."

"Your mama so stupid she thought Dick Cheney was a way to keep a man around."

"I have more memory of my conception than I do of last Saturday night... though sometimes I really wish my parents hadn't done porn."

"I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist... ...but they're all sex of one, half a dozen of your mother."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"