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Joke of the Day

"Don't ever believe anything an atom says. They make up everything."

"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."

"Hey baby, you're just like my little toe... ...because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police... He's now a seasoned veteran."

"I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"

"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."

"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."