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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field"

"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"

"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"

"Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery."

"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out."

"I love breasts! It's the best part of the birds."

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""

"I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts ""Allahu Akbar"" when plugging it in."