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Joke of the Day

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."

"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"

"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Pacquiao was chasing it!"

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"Hey let me tell you an IT joke: how many meters is there in a kilometer? 1024"

"I found Korn in my poop. I'm glad it was Falling Away from Me instead of Coming Undone."