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Joke of the Day

"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."

"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside."

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"

"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""

"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."

"The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"

"Why are all black people fast? The slow ones got caught."