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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"

"I got a notice that a sex offender just moved in nearby and I'm worried for my children... So I got them all pedometers."

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"

"If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer."