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Joke of the Day

"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus does webcam gigs from her lounge now? You might say she's twerking from home."

"Marriage is like a pack of cards... Marriage is like a pack of cards: all you need at the start are two hearts and a diamond, but you end up wishing you had a club and a spade..."

"Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it ""Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"""

"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"

"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."

"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."

"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."

"What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog."