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Joke of the Day
"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."
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"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"MISSING: 5 year old LAST SEEN: Moments after I said, ""Bath time."" DESCRIPTION: Naked, sporting 20-23 Spider-Man band-aids"
"If it weren't for snow blowers... The UPS man wouldn't come."
"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."
"i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away."
"I'm sure wherever my dad is he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents."