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Joke of the Day

"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"

"My GF and I would kick ass at the newlywed game. I know 100% of her answers to questions is "" I don't know""."

"Man! Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game? Egypt: 8. Ethopia: Didn't."

"Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot."

"Today I read this book about Alzheimer's It was about Alzheimer's."

"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."

"What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common? Neither can keep track of their balls"

"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."