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Joke of the Day

"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."

"What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets? An undercover cop!"

"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."

"I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"

"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."

"Irish Car Bomb Yanks have a cocktail called an ""Irish car bomb"", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 they'd get offended."

"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."