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Joke of the Day

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four"

"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)"

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion."

"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"

"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling."