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Joke of the Day
"Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car. It's a Jag.u.r."
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"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
"I bet the guy who named it The Big Bang was super horny that day."
"I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're ""goat oriented""."
"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."
"*fart noise* ME: it was your dog. I swear! GIRL: my dog died last year you liar GHOST DOG: theres no way she's gonna sleep with you now lmao"
"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"
"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."
"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."