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Joke of the Day

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"

"What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common? Both are measured in revolutions per minute."

"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."

"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."

"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."

"What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world? You put it back in the crib."

"What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet."

"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"