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Joke of the Day
"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"
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"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"
"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."
"How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand"
"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
"When an ad says critics are ""raving"" over a movie, I picture them all in a dark warehouse twirling glowsticks & giving each other back rubs."
"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""