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Joke of the Day

"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."

"What difference does an ""A"" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical."

"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."

"I've never lost a game of monopoly But I have lost a lot of friends."

"Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea.."

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""

"Drug commercial just listed ""death"" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you.."