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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up? The rest of your life."

"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"

"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."

"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."

"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."

"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"

"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."