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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."

"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""

"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face."

"Due to the weather, I was able to use the words ""wet and slippery"" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv."

"If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?"

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."

"Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit."

"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"When I see a car accident I pull over quickly to assist the drivers with getting rid of any drugs they may have in the car."