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Joke of the Day

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."

"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."

"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."

"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."

"What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? ""Get a womb, you two."""

"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means."

"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"

"I do really well on Jeopardy. I get all the answers, every one of them, almost instantly. I do, however, have a lot of trouble coming up with the questions."

"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."