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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"
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"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."
"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"
"So a Bear Walks Into a Bar... and the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The bear says,"" I'll have a drink and a... bag of peanuts."" The bartender says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."
"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."
"It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's ""creepy"" and ""sir, you're under arrest"""
"My weight loss plan is to skip breakfast and lunch... And then eat seven dinners."
"Did you hear about the house built by lesbians? There's no studs, just tongue and groove."
"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."