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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm feeling I'm getting soft I log in to Facebook to rekindle my hate for humanity."

"How did Hitler pick up Jewish girls? With a dustpan..."

"Just farted in my cat's face. That's what we call a power move, gentlemen."

"Why did the tree look pissed off all the time? It had Resting Birch Face."

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"

"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"

"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."

"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"

"What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""