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Joke of the Day

"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"

"You know what they say when you go black.... ....you're raising that kid by yourself."

"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."

"Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? Because snakes make lots of strikes."

"Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""

"I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio"