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Joke of the Day
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... BA-DUM-TSSSSS"
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"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."
"Why did the melon leave her boyfriend? He said he can't elope."
"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"
"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight.... I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight. They've been sizing each other up for hours."
"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"
"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
"Ladies: If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still. Their vision is based off movement."