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Joke of the Day

"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"

"It sucks how if you say hi to someone once, you're now committed to saying hi to them the rest of your entire life."

"What do you call an affectionate island? Isle of view"

"I've been all over the web looking for a combination fly swatter/back scratcher. I'm tired of lugging both around all day."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"

"[OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."

"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""

"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."