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Joke of the Day
"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"
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"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War"
"Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are"
"I was going to tell an ISIS joke but then I lost my head."
"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."
"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."
"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."
"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"
"If a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"