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Joke of the Day

"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."

"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."

"I wanted to roll a joint but i didn't have any paper. Lucky that i still had my iphone.."

"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"

"I miss being a sperm. I wish life was simple again."

"If someone honks at you in traffic, honk back and yell ""HEY, OUR CARS ARE TALKING!"""

"Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip"