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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."

"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"

"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."

"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."

"Don't spend too much on toilet paper It's all for shit, anyway."

"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."

"A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic."

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch? They couldn't fined him."

"What do you get when you sleep with someone and it goes really well? High sexpectations."