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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."
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"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"
"A psychiatrist diagnosed me with kleptomania. Now I'm taking things for it."
"I called my boss and told him ""the roads are blocked so I'll be redditing from home today"""
"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."
"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""
"Want to know how to annoy someone who has OCD?"
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"
"If a person becomes a murderer they go to jail If a cop becomes a murderer they get paid vacation."