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Joke of the Day
"Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes."
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"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""
"I SWEAR I'm not addicted to brake fluid.. I only use it in a clutch."
"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"
"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."
"In what direction do five gay guys walk?"
"I don't know why people object to CIA torture methods. Who doesn't like to go water boarding?"
"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks the bartender for some H2O. His friend is trying to be cool and says ""Hey, I'll have an H20 too"". Then the friend dies."