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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"

"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."

"I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'"

"Did you guys hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."

"I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it"

"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."

"smart husband Wife: honey, can i hold henry? (their new baby) Husband: wait until he cries. Wife: why?? Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!"

"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."

"I used to date a moonshiner's daughter... She always made me lick her"