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Joke of the Day
"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."
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"I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts"
"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."
"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"
"A black man, muslim, and an illegal alien walk into a bar... And the bartender asks ""What are you having Mr. President?"""
"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"
"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"
"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."