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"I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit."
"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."
"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."
"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."
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"What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !"
"Do hairy people get bed head all over? Ma'am, I just called to see if you're happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do."
"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""
"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"