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Joke of the Day

"My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody."

"new hipster fad = being really into public domain music"

"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."

"""Muffintop"" doesn't adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think ""layer cake"" would be the more accurate term."

"Every morning when I wake up I wonder to myself, ""Is today going to be the day that Lou Bega drops Mambo No. 6?"""

"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."

"Hey person who wrote ""WASH ME"" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you."

"I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it"

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."

"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"