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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an Altar Boy"
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"Quit blaming your iPhone. You meant to say ""furbenglurbrn."""
"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."
"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."
"I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l."
"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"
"""Our new model works 40 percent of the time. Best one, yet. Congratulations, everyone."" - CEO of automatic paper towel dispenser company"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get the bat mobile."""
"What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens."
"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"