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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"

"I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday."

"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"

"Nothing's sadder than the look on my dog's face when I reach under the kitchen table to pet her and she realizes my hand is empty."

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."

"Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope."