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Joke of the Day
"I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals"
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"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."
"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""
"Ok, milk... Check! Potato salad... Check! Tomatoes... Check! ""Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"""
"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."
"It's international women's day. But apparently my local strip club didn't get the memo. Went there today and all the girls were from my country. No international women at all."
"me: goodnight moon moon: i have a boyfriend"
"I'm drafting a plan to make more guy friends. So far all I have is ""Don't say ""super"" as often"" and ""Talk about beards."" I'm super jazzed."
"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."