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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
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"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"What do Mexican people call really upbeat TV shows? CCTV"
"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"
"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"
"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"Yeah, hi, I'd like 500 pizzas over the course of the next 10 years delivered to wherever I am in the world, thanks."
"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""
"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""