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Joke of the Day
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all."
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"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."
"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"
"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."
"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"
"If you're going through Hell, keep going."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."