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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man? He's the hero this city feeds"
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"A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer"
"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"
"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."
"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"
"A tornado is about 5 minutes away and our satellite is out. I hope our house lands somewhere where the cable works!"
"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""
"Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"