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Joke of the Day

"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"

"Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks."

"The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator."

"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."

"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."

"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"

"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."