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Joke of the Day
"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"
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"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"
"If I had a dollar every time trump said something stupid, I'd have a small loan of a million dollars"
"Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby? Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere"
"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."
"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."
"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."