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Joke of the Day
"Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack."
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"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."
"my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it"
"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."
"How do you make a ginger snap? Call them ""carrot top"""