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Joke of the Day

"The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them."

"What do you call a spider that's had a sex change? A trantula."

"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"

"My dad dropped his meth pipe. Now he has a crack pipe."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."

"How do you know when your best friend is gay? [NSFW] His dick tastes like shit."

"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"

"Prince: ""The slipper fits! You're the girl I met!"" Girl: ""I wasn't even at the ball. This is a common shoe size."" Prince: ""YOU'RE THE GIRL!"""

"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."