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Joke of the Day

"Cabbage get merried to Onion Friends ask them about wedding nigh . . . . . . . Cabbage told them in sad way ""What wedding night, it tooks whole night to undress each other""."

"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."

"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."

"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"2 peanuts are walking in the park. One is assaulted."

"Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says to the other, ""Oh boy, it sure is hot in here!"" The other says, **""OH MY GOSH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN""**"

"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"

"My grandpa would always tell me ""You're my favorite granddaughter"" I was his only granddaughter."